Sardar's Blunders

Santa Singh was travelling in a crowded bus. He was carrying the
 passport size photograph of his son (for college admission).
 Accidently,the photograph fell down from his pocket.He started
 searching for it frantically & found it on the floor, below the ends of a
 woman's saree. He asked her "Can you lift that saree? I wanna take a 
 photograph" 
 The rest is history.
 He was beaten so badly that he had to be admitted to hospital.
 
 He was surprised to see Banta Singh on the bed next to him,in a worse
 condition.  Banta  explained what happened to him  He had gone to a
 remote village to work. He finished late and missed the last bus. He
 couldn't find any hotel. So he approached a nearby house and asked the
 Owner whether he can stay there for the night.The Owner replied"I
 have 2 grown up daughters. Sorry,I can't allow you to stay". 
 He approached the  next house and asked whether he can stay there for the  
 night.The Owner replied,"I have 3 grown up daughters.Sorry,I can't allow   
 you to stay".

 He went to the next house and asked:" Do you have "grown up"
 Daughters?". The Owner asked,"WHY?????????" Banta replied," I wanted
 to stay here for a night....."   The rest is history.