Sardar's Blunders
Santa Singh was travelling in a crowded bus. He was carrying the
passport size photograph of his son (for college admission).
Accidently,the photograph fell down from his pocket.He started
searching for it frantically & found it on the floor, below the ends of a
woman's saree. He asked her "Can you lift that saree? I wanna take a
photograph"
The rest is history.
He was beaten so badly that he had to be admitted to hospital.
He was surprised to see Banta Singh on the bed next to him,in a worse
condition. Banta explained what happened to him He had gone to a
remote village to work. He finished late and missed the last bus. He
couldn't find any hotel. So he approached a nearby house and asked the
Owner whether he can stay there for the night.The Owner replied"I
have 2 grown up daughters. Sorry,I can't allow you to stay".
He approached the next house and asked whether he can stay there for the
night.The Owner replied,"I have 3 grown up daughters.Sorry,I can't allow
you to stay".
He went to the next house and asked:" Do you have "grown up"
Daughters?". The Owner asked,"WHY?????????" Banta replied," I wanted
to stay here for a night....." The rest is history.
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