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Laws of Immigration


Newton's laws of Immigration

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LAW 1 :

A Desi Will Continue to Stay in USA Due To Inertia or  Greed

until A Force Called Deportation Is Applied.



LAW 2 :

The Force of Deportation F = ma

Where  :-

m = Amount Of Money Desi Earned/Saved in USA.

a = dm/dt = The Rate at which Desi Saved Money.



(This is contrary to the Popular Belief that Desi will return back

after making lot of Money.)



LAW 3 :

For Each and Every Desi That Goes Back To Desh For  a Temporary Visit,

A Desi Of Opposite Sex will come To USA On a  Permanent Basis.


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