A Russian, an American, and a Sardar were talking one day. The Russian said, "We were the first in space!" The American said, "So, we were the first on the Moon!" The Sardar said, "So what! We're going to be first on the Sun!" The Russian and American looked at each other and shook their heads. "You can't land on the Sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian. To which the Sardar replied, "We're not stupid! you know. We're going at night!"