Three police squads , The Scotland Yard police , The NY Police and the
Punjab Sardar brigade contest for the best police force ward . The judges
lead them to the Gir forest of India and assign them the mission. He who
captures an adult LIon and brings it back alive in the fastest time will
be adjudged the best .
First Scotland yard goes into the forest and comes back in half an
hour with a Lion all tied up .
Then the NY police go in and come back in 15 minutes with a tied
up lion .
Lastly the sardar brigade goes in . 15 minutes , half an hour ,
one hour goes and no sign of our saradrjis .The judges give up and decide
to search for them . They go into the forest . After some searching , they
find the sardarjis all excitedly yelling near a tree. The sardarjis have
tied up a big bear to a tree and one of them is shouting , "Bol tu sher
Hai ! Saala Bol ! tu Sher Hai !! " (Admit that you are a lion! You @#$%@!
You are a lion)