New Year Resolutions
Policies, Principles & Promises of 1999:-
H.D.Deva Gowda :- I shall not sleep during conferences &
Jayalalitha :- If the State-Govt. troubles me I shall
trouble the Center.
Karunanidhi :- If I can lift Jayalalitha from the
only then can I topple her.
Chandrababu Naidu :- My laptop shall be my pillow & my bed
Sonia Gandhi :- 1999 shall witness my poly-tricks as I
many jokers in my
Mamta Baneerjee :- In 1998 they hurt my back, now I
hurt them back.
Jayalalitha & Mamta Baneerjee :- 1999 shall witness Spice “Girl-Power”.
Mamta Kulkarni :- This year I promise to display the face that
attached to my body.
Rekha :- Alas!! I have got to close 16 this year.
Sridevi :- I promise not to break into families & beak
George Fernandez :- One step against us & a holocaust for
Abdul Kalam :- A bomb, is a bomb, is a bomb…..
Sardajis :- To prevent pollution of the 5 rivers we shall
Christians :- Get thou behind me Shiv-Sehna.
Shiv-Sehna :- The Paks shall not park here.
J.H. Patel :- I shall stop being fond of fondling.
Veerapan :- Police’s envy; Politicians pride.
Subramania Swamy :- Behind every successful man there is a
Hey!! Jayalalitha, where are you???