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Political Application Form
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  Application Form To Be Filled For Contesting Indian
  Elections
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  1. Name of Candidate :  _______________________

  2. Present Address
   (i) Name of Jail :  _______________________
   (ii)Cell Number  :  _______________________ (If not in Jail, attach
         proof of residence)

  3. Political Party   :  _______________________
  (List ONLY the Last Five parties in the  Cronological Order)

  4. Sex: [ ]
  A - Male
  B - Female
  C - Mayawathi
  5. Nationality  : [ ]
  A - Italian
  B - Indian

  6. Reasons for leaving last party (circle one or more)
  A - Defected
  B - Expelled
  C - Bought out
  D - None of above
  E - All of above

  7. Reasons for contesting elections (circle one or more)
  A - To make money
  B - To escape court trial
  C - To grossly misuse power
  D - To serve the public
  E - I have no clue
  (if you choose "D,- attach Certificate of Sanity from a Recogonised
  Government Psychiatrist)

  8. How many years of public service experience do you possess
  A - 1-2 yrs
  B - 2-6yrs
  C - 6-15yrs
  D - 15+yrs
  9. Give details of any criminal cases pending against    you
  (Use as many Additional Sheets as you want)

  10.     How many years have you spent in Jail ? [ ]
  (Do not confuse with  question 8)
  A - 1-2 years
  B - 2-6 years
  C - 6-15 years
  D - 15+years

  11.     Are you involved in any financial scams ? [ ]
  A - Why not
  B - Of Course
  C - Definitely
  D - I deny it all
  E - see a foreign hand.

  12.     What is your Annual Corruption Income ? [ ]
  A - 100-500 Crores
  B - 500-1000 Crores
  C - Overflow...
  (Convert all your $ earning from Hawala etc to Rupees)

  14.     Do you have any developmental plans for the country  in mind  ?

  A - No
  B - No
  C - No
  D - No

  15.     Describe in space provided about the various weapons you can
handle(include the calibre of the weapon too)

                             _________________

  Thumb Impresssion of candidate
  (Not that of the person who
  filled the form)


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