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Santa singh and Banta singh were always boasting of their
parents achievements to each other.
Santa singh : 'Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal?'
Banta singh : 'Yes, I have'
Santa singh : 'Well, my father dug it.'
Banta singh : 'That's nothing, have you ever heard of Dead
Santa singh : 'Yes, I have.'
Banta singh : 'Well, my father killed it.'