Q. You're locked in a room with Saddam Hussien, Adolf Hitler, and a
   pakistani.
   You have a gun with two bullets. What do you do?
A. Shoot the pakistani twice to make sure he's dead.


Q. What's brown and black and looks great on a pakistani?
A. A Doberman.

Q. How can you tell when a pakistani is lying?
A. His lips are moving.

Q. What do you have when a pakistani is buried up to his neck in
   sand?
A. Not enough sand.

Q. Did you Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of
   pakistanis?
A. He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren't
   met.