Q. You're locked in a room with Saddam Hussien, Adolf Hitler, and a
You have a gun with two bullets. What do you do?
A. Shoot the pakistani twice to make sure he's dead.
Q. What's brown and black and looks great on a pakistani?
A. A Doberman.
Q. How can you tell when a pakistani is lying?
A. His lips are moving.
Q. What do you have when a pakistani is buried up to his neck in
A. Not enough sand.
Q. Did you Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of
A. He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren't