An insect falls into a mug of beer... 
Englishman : Throws his mug away and walks out
American : Takes the insect out and drinks the beer
Chinese : Eats the insect and throws the beer away
Indian : Sells the beer to the American and insect to the Chinese and gets
a new mug of beer.
Pakistani : Accuses the Indian for throwing insect into his beer
 - Relates the issue to Kashmir 
 - Asks the Chinese for Military aid 
 - Takes a loan from the American to buy one more mug of beer