Just a little Bit

Travelling together once were a Russian, an American & the saviour of our
  nation - Sardarji!!!
      Each of them wanted to prove that their country was the greatest.
      Said the Russian, " We have a rocket that could touch the sky." "We
  dont believe it ",said the others.
      "Ok! Ok! but just 2cms. below the sky"
       Not to be out done the American said, " We have a submarine that can
  touch the ocean-bed of the deepest part on this planet."
  "We don't believe it ",said the others.
  "Ok! Ok! but just 2cms. above the ocean-bed"
         Our hero with a smile on his face said, "In our country we all eat
  with our nose!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"