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Jesus

Three men were applying for the same job as a detective. One
was a   Sardarji, one was Jewish, and one was Italian. The chief
decided to ask each applicant just one question and base his decision upon
that answer. 
	When the Jewish man arrived for his interview, the
chief asked him, "Who killed Jesus Christ?" The Jewish man answered
without hesitation "The Romans killed him." The chief thanked him
and he left.
            When the Italian man arrived for his interview, the chief asked the same
question. He replied "Jesus was killed by the Jews." Again, the chief
thanked the man who then left. Finally the Sardarji arrived for his
interview, he was asked the same question. He thought for a long time,
before saying, "Could I have some time to think about it?" 
The chief said, "OK, but get back to me tomorrow."
            When the Sardarji arrived home, his wife asked "How did the
interview go?". Pat came the reply, "Great, I got the job, and I'm
already investigating a murder.