Plight of Jayalalitha

A man is on his way home from work one afternoon in Chennai. He's stopped
     in 
     traffic and thinks, "Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual we're not
     even moving."  
      
      He notices a police officer walking down thehighway in between the cars
     and he rolls down his window and says,"Excuse me officer, what's the hold
     up?" 
      
     "Jayalalitha just found out the verdict, and she's all depressed. She's 
     lying down in the middle of the highway and she's threatening to douse
     herself in gasoline and light herself on fire. She just doesn't have Rs.85
     Crores for the tax dues. I'm walking around taking up a collection for her"
      
     The man says,"Oh really, how much have you got so far."
      
     "So far....ten litres."