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Laws of Immigration

Newton's laws of Immigration
LAW 1 :
A Desi Will Continue to Stay in USA Due To Inertia or  Greed
until A Force Called Deportation Is Applied.

LAW 2 :
The Force of Deportation F = ma
Where  :-
m = Amount Of Money Desi Earned/Saved in USA.
a = dm/dt = The Rate at which Desi Saved Money.

(This is contrary to the Popular Belief that Desi will return back
after making lot of Money.)

LAW 3 :
For Each and Every Desi That Goes Back To Desh For  a Temporary Visit,
A Desi Of Opposite Sex will come To USA On a  Permanent Basis.