Headlines

* India wins Cricket match; 120 people die of shock
 
   * Bihar sold to Pakistan;  Resulted In an unrelated incident
     Literacy soars up to 86% in India
 
   * Self-immolation best bet to reduce population: Dept. of Family
     Planning.
 
   * Population Statistics: 42% - Literate, 58% - Politicians
 
   * MF Hussian paints Mulayam Singh Yadav nude
 
   * Flood in Bihar; 2 die of thirst
 
   * India wins Gold in India versus Rest Of India Games
 
   * Poverty to be eradicated in India using Virtual Reality Software
 
   * Laloo to be made National Animal
 
   * Freedom Fighters to be lathi-charged to commomerate 50 years of
     Independence.
 
   * Ramar Pillai produces Pottasium Permanganate from Rice, Water, a
     stick and some Pottasium Permanganate
 
   * No bombings in Kashmir today
 
   * Suit filed holding Rao responsible for Battle of Panipat, 1526
 
   * Ray of hope for India as Ravi Shastri retires
 
   * Doctorate conferred on Jayalalitha for completing 2 months in
     Jail
 
   * Death penalty upheld for Attempted Suicide victim