Q :- Why did the Malayalee crossed the road ? 
A :- Simbly.
Q :- How was wire invented? 
A :- Two Marwaris spotted the same coin.
Q :- Why did the Gujju think the film Gandhi was about a woman? 
A :- Because Be(h)n Kingsley was in it.
Q :- What are the degrees of egoism in Tamil Nadu? 
A :- I, Iyer, Iyengar.
Q :- What is the most famous jingle in A.P. ? 
A :- A.P. days are here again ...
Q :- What do you call a very rich Malayalee? 
A :- MillionIyer.
Q :- What do you call a Bengali who takes bribe? 
A :- Mr. Goosh.
Q :- Why won't the gujju jeweller sell anything to the UP ka bhayiya? 
A :- The bhayiya kept giving gujju a bunch of hair each time the
       gujju asked for 'Kesh'
Q :- What did the Gujju mean when he said, "Ramesh no dikro States ma
       gayon" ? 
A :- Ramesh's son failed in statistics...