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You are a Desi If ...

You might be a desi if, you have a bought a video camera just before
a Niagara trip and returned it after the trip.
 You might be a desi if, you  keep switching your internet service
provider because the first month is free.
 You might be a desi if, the only reason you go to a
temple/church/mosque on festivals is because there is free food.
 You might be a desi if, you keep comparing prices at circuit city
for the phone you bought six months ago.
 You might be a desi if, if you bought a Toyota or Honda car only
because it has better resale value.
 You might be a desi if, you go back to your apartment for lunch.
 You might be a desi if, you know all the $1.50 theaters in your city.
 You might be a desi if, you ask for a small drink at fast food
restaurant because the refill is free.
 You might be a desi if, spent 2 days cleaning your apartment
before leaving so you can get full security refund from your
landlord.
 You might be a desi if,you don't know any American outside your work
 You might be a desi if, the lawyer handling your green card is in
your speed dial.
 You might be a desi if, you try to ignore all other unknown desi's
around  you.
 You might be a desi if, you talk to Americans as if you represent
your whole country.
 You might be a desi if, you frequent to yard sales every week.
 You might be a desi if, your dinner involves spreading newspaper
on the living room floor.
 You might be a desi if, you are compelled to visit ever major city
in US, just so as to say that "Yes I have been there"
 You  might be a desi if, you have a bucket in your bath tub.
 You might be a desi if, you have to borrow luggage from friends
for  a visit back home.
 You might be a desi if, the smoke detector goes off whenever your
are cooking dinner.
 You might be a desi if, you use grocery bags as garbage bags.
 You might be a desi if, office supplies mysteriously find their
way in your house.
 You might be a desi if, you don't want to buy a printer because
you can always use the office printer.
 You might be a desi if, you decide to marry a girl/guy that your
parents fixed you up with.
 You might be a desi if, if you smell like a curry.
 You might be a desi if, you have Rin (detergent soap cake) in your
bathroom.
 You might be a desi if, you have taken pictures of your car and
mailed to your folks back home.
 You might be a desi if, you know all of your friends salary.
 You might be a desi if, you tried to talk in a phony accent with
the freshie in the school.
 You might be a desi if, there are more that 4 guys living in a
2-bedroom apartment.
 You might be a desi if, you have cooking schedule in your kitchen
cabinet.
 You might be a desi if, you spend at least 2 evenings in a week at
Kmart.
 You might be a desi if, you split the tax from your common
grocery  bill.