DIVORCE COURT SCENE : The Judge (J.) asks the little girl (LG): Now that your parents are getting divorced do you want to live with your mummy? LG - No, my mummy beats me. J. - Well then, I guess you want to live with your daddy. LG - No, my daddy beats me too. J. - Well then, who do you want to live with? LG - I want to live with the Indian Cricket team, they never beat anybody !!!