1 . Read Douglas Adams "Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy"
Get it (Take a hike)
- Kashyap Parikh
2 . From now onwards play against Pakistan
3 . Try the same thing that Indian politicians do - make Mrs Azharuddin captain.
4 . Just play the game.
5 . Play only interstate match and india is sure to win, one way or other.
6 . Hire Saddam Hussain as "pinch hitter" !
7 . Buy the opponent team
- Deepak Narayanan
8 . HIIIIII, I LOVE YUUUUUUUU!
- A Big Fan of Sriram!
9 . Threaten the other team saying "we will launch a nuke at your country if you don't let us win!" and so the other team backs down and loses.
10 . Just play with Kenya, Bangladesh and Holland. (This didn't exactly work out - Sriram :-))
11 . Nuke the rest of cricketing nations except Bangladesh!
12 . pay off the umpires! (How original! - Sriram)