Ventriloquist

    A young ventriloquist is touring North India and stops to entertain 
a gathering in Punjab. He's going through his usual stupid sardar jokes 
(similar to the ones in the Sirippu web site!), when a big burly sardar 
in the audience stands up and says "I've heard just about enough of your 
silly sardar jokes; we aren't all stupid here in Punjab." 

	Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the big guy 
pipes up "You stay out of this mister, I'm talking to the stupid little 
fellow on your knee!"