Sun Travel

A Russian, an American, and a Sardar were talking one day.  The Russian

said, "We were the first in space!"  The American said, "So, we were the

first on the Moon!"  The Sardar said, "So what!  We're going to be first

on the Sun!"  The Russian and American looked at each other and shook

their heads.  "You can't land on the Sun, you idiot!  You'll burn up!"

said the Russian.  To which the Sardar replied, "We're not stupid! you

know.  We're going at night!"