A Russian, an American, and a Sardar were talking one day. The Russian
said, "We were the first in space!" The American said, "So, we were the
first on the Moon!" The Sardar said, "So what! We're going to be first
on the Sun!" The Russian and American looked at each other and shook
their heads. "You can't land on the Sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!"
said the Russian. To which the Sardar replied, "We're not stupid! you
know. We're going at night!"
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