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Biography of a Sardar

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             When God passed out looks,
             I thought He said books, and I didn't want any.
             When God passed out ears,
             I thought He said beers, and I asked for two long ones.
             When God passed out legs,
             I thought He said kegs, and I asked for two fat ones.
             When God passed out noses,
             I thought He said roses, and I asked for a big red one.
             When God passed out heads,
             I thought He said beds, and I asked for a big soft one.
             When God passed out brains,
             I thought he said trains, and I missed mine.


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