Sardar and the lie detector

   An Englishman, an American and a Sardarji are called upon

   to test

   a lie detector. The Englishman says: "I think I can empty 20

   bottles of beer".

   BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector.

   "Ok", he says, "10 bottles".

   And the machine is silent.



   The American says: "I think I can eat 15 hamburgers". BUZZZZZZ,

   goes the lie detector.

   "Allright, 8 hamburgers".

   And the machine's silent.



   The Sardarji says: "I think...",

   BUZZZZZZ goes the machine.