Sardar Commits suicide


   Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks

   and he takes along some wine and chicken with him. Somebody stops

   him and asks "kyon  bhai,  ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?" (Why

   do you take these things with you?).

   Sardarji replies "Saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na

   marjaun" (If the stupid train comes late, I will die of hunger!)





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