Punjab Police

Three police squads , The Scotland Yard police , The NY Police and the

Punjab Sardar brigade contest for the best police force ward . The

judges lead them to the Gir forest of India and assign them the mission .

He who captures an adult LIon and brings it back alive in the fastest

time will be adjudged the best .

 

First Scotland yard goes into the forest and comes back in half

an hour with a Lion all tied up .

 

Then the NY police go in and come back in 15 minutes with a tied up

lion .

 

Lastly the sardar brigade goes in . 15 minutes , half an hour , one

hour goes and no sign of our saradrjis .The judges give up and decide

to search for them . They go into the forest . After some searching ,

they find the sardarjis all excitedly yelling near a tree . The sardarjis

have tied up a big bear to a tree and one of them is shouting , "Bol tu

sher Hai ! Saala Bol ! tu Sher Hai !! " (Admit that you are a lion! You @#$%@! 

You are a lion)