Parents

Santa singh and Banta singh were always boasting of their

parents achievements to each other.

Santa singh : 'Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal?'

Banta singh : 'Yes, I have'

Santa singh : 'Well, my father dug it.'

Banta singh : 'That's nothing, have you ever heard of Dead

sea?'

Santa singh : 'Yes, I have.'

Banta singh : 'Well, my father killed it.'