Sardar and lotto

A Sardarji finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone

bust and he's in serious financial

         trouble. He's so desperate that he decides to ask Bhagwan for

help.



         He goes into the temple and begins to pray........... "Oh

Bhagwan, please help me, I've lost my

         business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my

house as well, please let me win the

         lotto".



         Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it.



         The Sardarji goes back to the temple.....................

"Bhagwan, please let me win the lotto, I've lost

         my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well".



         Lotto night comes and the Sardarji still has no luck!!

         Back to the temple..................



         "My Bhagwan, why have you forsaken me? I've lost my business,

my house, my car and my wife

         and children are starving.. I don't often ask you for help and

I have always been a good servant to

         you. Why won't you just let me win the lotto this one time so I

can get my life back in order???".



         Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the sky parts

open and the Sardarji is confronted by the

         voice of Lord :



         "SARDARJI, BUY THE DAMN TICKET FIRST".