Sardar and lotto
A Sardarji finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone
bust and he's in serious financial
trouble. He's so desperate that he decides to ask Bhagwan for
He goes into the temple and begins to pray........... "Oh
Bhagwan, please help me, I've lost my
business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my
house as well, please let me win the
Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it.
The Sardarji goes back to the temple.....................
"Bhagwan, please let me win the lotto, I've lost
my business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well".
Lotto night comes and the Sardarji still has no luck!!
Back to the temple..................
"My Bhagwan, why have you forsaken me? I've lost my business,
my house, my car and my wife
and children are starving.. I don't often ask you for help and
I have always been a good servant to
you. Why won't you just let me win the lotto this one time so I
can get my life back in order???".
Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the sky parts
open and the Sardarji is confronted by the
voice of Lord :
"SARDARJI, BUY THE DAMN TICKET FIRST".
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