Laloo as the Prime Minister

	Laloo becomes PM (if you haven't cut your throat yet, read on) and goes 
to Pakistan for a one-on-one with Nawaz Sharif.They decide to meet without 
aides and are closeted for about 5 minutes.
	Laloo then emerges from the room. Reporters clamour for a statement.
"Nawazbhai will make the announcement" is all Laloo will say. Nawaz Sharif 
comes out and drops a bombshell - Pakistan has decided to give up all claims 
on Kashmir, with no strings attached!
	The world is stunned. Laloo has achieved in 5 minutes what others had
failed to in 50 years! How did you do it, what did you promise, the press 
clamours.
	"Sab akai-waalon ka kamaal hai," (All because of the Akai company people)
says Laloo. "Woh kehte hain na, TV loge tho fridge doonga, video
khareedein to cellphone free (They give fridge free if you buy TV, cellphone 
free if you buy VCR )... tho ham bhi Nawazbhai se keh diye: "aapko Kashmir 
chaahiye na? Le jaayie. Magar saath mein Bihar free milega, bas!" (SO, I said 
to Nawazbhai - "You want Kashmir, right? Take it. But you will get Bihar free 
with it!")