Jesus

Three men were applying for the same job as a detective. One

was a   Sardarji, one was Jewish, and one was Italian. The chief

decided to ask each applicant just one question and base his decision upon

that answer. 

	When the Jewish man arrived for his interview, the

chief asked him, "Who killed Jesus Christ?" The Jewish man answered

without hesitation "The Romans killed him." The chief thanked him

and he left.

            When the Italian man arrived for his interview, the chief asked the same

question. He replied "Jesus was killed by the Jews." Again, the chief

thanked the man who then left. Finally the Sardarji arrived for his

interview, he was asked the same question. He thought for a long time,

before saying, "Could I have some time to think about it?" 

The chief said, "OK, but get back to me tomorrow."

            When the Sardarji arrived home, his wife asked "How did the

interview go?". Pat came the reply, "Great, I got the job, and I'm

already investigating a murder.