Interview of a Sardar

Santa Singh is called for an interview in some firm. He lands there

 on time. He is immediately hauled inside in front of the

 interviewing officer. Officer looks at Santa singh Then goes thru his

 certificates and then starts asking him questions.

 

 Following is the transcript :

 

 O : Mr. Santa Singh, after seeing your qualifications & credentials

 I would like to ask you only some simple questions. If you can

 answer those then you are selected. First we will start with some

 opposites

 

 S : Yes Sir.

 

 Officer started asking questions

 

 O : Above

 S : Below

 O : Front

 S : Back

 O : Left

 S : Right

 O : Male

 S : Female

 O : Ugly    (means Next in Punjabi)

 S : Pichhly (means Previous in Punjabi)

 O : Ugly...U-G-L-Y( Officer spells it)

 S : Pichhly...P-I-C-H-H-L-Y( Our sardar also spells it)

 O : U.....G.....L ...... Y.....(Officer shouts)

 S : P ..... I ..... C ..... H ....... H ...... L ..... Y......

 Our sardar also shouts)

 

 #Officer is now angry.

 O : Get out

 S : Come in.

 O : Quiet please.

 S : Talk please.

 O : You are rejected.

 S : I am selected ........ ....... and This is how Santa Singh got

 his job.