Headlines

* India wins Cricket match; 120 people die of shock

 

   * Bihar sold to Pakistan;  Resulted In an unrelated incident

     Literacy soars up to 86% in India

 

   * Self-immolation best bet to reduce population: Dept. of Family

     Planning.

 

   * Population Statistics: 42% - Literate, 58% - Politicians

 

   * MF Hussian paints Mulayam Singh Yadav nude

 

   * Flood in Bihar; 2 die of thirst

 

   * India wins Gold in India versus Rest Of India Games

 

   * Poverty to be eradicated in India using Virtual Reality Software

 

   * Laloo to be made National Animal

 

   * Freedom Fighters to be lathi-charged to commomerate 50 years of

     Independence.

 

   * Ramar Pillai produces Pottasium Permanganate from Rice, Water, a

     stick and some Pottasium Permanganate

 

   * No bombings in Kashmir today

 

   * Suit filed holding Rao responsible for Battle of Panipat, 1526

 

   * Ray of hope for India as Ravi Shastri retires

 

   * Doctorate conferred on Jayalalitha for completing 2 months in

     Jail

 

   * Death penalty upheld for Attempted Suicide victim