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    Santa singh shows up at his friend Banta Singh's         
    Place in a Brand New - Red Ferarri.
    Banta: Wow Santa, What a car! 
    Where did you get it from ?

    Santa: I was walking on the highway when a beautiful lady
    came in this car and asked me - 	
    "want a ride Mr. Singh ?" 

	I hopped in, and she took me to the woods. Once in
    woods she got outside took off clothes and said to me 
    "Mr Singh. take anything" 

    Banta is quite excited and asks
    "What did you do Santa?"

    Santa: I took the car.

    Banta: good show - you wouldn't have fit into her

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