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Santa Singh is Flying from Moscow to Delhi. To his surprise, sitting right beside
    him is Gary Kasporov, the world Chess Champion. Santa has always been in awe
    of Chess players, and immediately starts up a conversation with Gary about the
    Nuances of the Game etc. Gary says ... "How would You like to Play me for $ 500/

    Santa: "But you're too damn good".

    Gary: "I'll play left handed".

    Santa cant resist the bet and accepts. Kasparov, Check Mates our Sardar in 8
    Moves ....... 

    Santa is still scratching his head, as he leaves the airplane.

    Upon Reaching Amritsar, Santa tells Banta about the game he had with

    Banta: "Tu bhi pura buddhu hai Santa". (You're an absolute fool Santa) 
    Santa: "kyon" (why)?

    Banta: "Abe chooteye ........ Gary Kasparov Khabbu hai". (You idiot, Gary
    Kasparov IS a lefty, no wonder he beat you left handed).

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